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Sweet rims...

You're real heavy duty, aren't you?

alt mode
Am I any good, or does my characterization of everyone's favorite automobile enthusiast make you weep? Don't be afraid to let me know.

Writer's Block: Golden Globe Awards
step off bitches
What is your choice for best picture? (The Descendants, The Help, Hugo, The Ides of March, Moneyball, or War Horse)

A picture of me. Clearly that is the best picture one could take.

No, that's not an invitation to take pictures. Especially flash photography. Stay away from my finish, skin jobs. Shoo.

Writer's Block: Drawing a blank
with Breakdown
Have you ever forgotten to do something really important? What was it?

I forgot to do Breakdown once.

It was fine though, because he reminded me.

Writer's Block: Vehicles, too!
alt mode
If you could turn into a automobile of any kind, what would you choose, and why?

This is a joke, right?

Writer's Block: Spellbound
If you could get your hands on a talent duplicator machine, whose talents would you want, and why?

My own. The only thing better than me is two of me.

Writer's Block: Revenge of the midnight movie
What is your favorite cult film, and why?

The one about me.

It hasn't been made yet, but still.

Writer's Block: Merlin revisited
If you were granted unlimited magic powers for just five minutes, what would you do?

Well first of all, I'd use my magic powers to grant myself magic powers forever. Then I'd figure out what else to do with them.

(no subject)
Which item in your wardrobe would shock the fashion police? Do you wear it in public?

I could cheat and say my alt mode (which I do wear in public, thank you very much, and it shocks everybody), but really, I've got this amazing polish that I only whip out for special occasions. Now there's a real head-turner.

Writer's Block: Taking a trip with Mrs. Tibble
alt mode
What name would you give to your car or bicycle, and why?

I refer to my alt mode as my wingman. Silly, I know, but it really does help me get all the ladies. I owe so much to my lovely beautiful flawless paint job and my high performance engine, mmmmm...

Anyway, I don't ride a bicycle. That's what Breakdown is for.

Writer's Block: See you on the dark side
If you won a free trip to the moon, would you go? Why or why not?

I wouldn't bother. Not much to see, and there's dust everywhere.

Of course someone will probably order me there sooner or later. I just hope it's not Starscream.